Classified Adventure Beyond the Ice

Pack your bags and your skepticism—you're headed beyond the narrative. This vintage-style tee invites you to explore the lush mysteries hiding just past the Antarctic ice wall. Whether you're a flat-earther, globe-curious, or just love a good laugh, this shirt is your passport to the undiscovered country of satire and style.

Product features
- Available in sizes S to 4XL for a perfect fit.
- Made with double-needle stitching for durability.
- Crafted without side seams for a smoother appearance.
- Garment-dyed for a unique, soft texture and color.
- Pre-shrunk fabric ensures size retention and comfort.

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dry clean